Cordelia: Why is it always virgin women who have to do the sacrificing?
Wesley: For purity, I suppose.
Cordelia: This has nothing to do with purity. This is all about dominance, buddy. You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice the world would be atheist — like that.
(via raphaellaskies)
INTERVIEWER: Having spent a lot of time interviewing the real Hilary Clinton this year, I wondered how Poehler would answer some of the same questions I’d asked the candidate herself. As you know, there are an awful lot of people who just don’t like you.
AMY: I would say fuck those people.
INTERVIEWER: That’s what she said!
AMY: That’s what I would say. Anyone that doesn’t like me can go suck an egg. ‘Cause they’re fuckin’ jerks.
INTERVIEWER: Actually, she said “they just don’t know me.”
AMY: Oh. No, they know me. They just don’t like me. But I don’t give a shit, I don’t like them.
(Source: nikkifuego, via jessicavalenti)
Real women wear high heels and skirts. Or not.
Real women are feminine and smell good and they are masculine and smell good and they are androgynous and smell good, except when they don’t smell so good, but that can be changed if desired because real women change stuff when they want to.
Real women have ovaries. Unless they don’t, and sometimes they don’t because they were born that way and sometimes they don’t because they had to have their ovaries removed. Real women have uteruses, unless they don’t, see above. Real women have vaginas and clitorises and XX sex chromosomes and high estrogen levels, they ovulate and menstruate and can get pregnant and have babies. Except sometimes not, for a rather spectacular array of reasons both spontaneous and induced.
Real women are fat. And thin. And both, and neither, and otherwise. Doesn’t make them any less real.
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(Source: quote-book)
